Hot gossip re the kindergarten lanterns

It's just too much to bear. It cannot be true? Are the rumours right or is it just malicious tittle tattle to unnerve us all before the results are out? What if it is true? What should we wear? What did we wear last year? What should we say? Do we make a speach or should we shrug it all off as a lucky accident? How will we ever keep ourselves from smirking at all the other pushy parents who laboured long and hard to no avail? It's just too much to take in. Has Matthew really won the "Best in class" award? Roll on the 26th when the votes are finally counted and the prizegiving takes place. Oh if only it could be true?