The joys of children's touch rugby.
Arthur decided it was time to pull out his front tooth while playing touch rugby.
I took the tooth over to the coach and asked him to explain how his supervision of our eldest child had failed to stop the other child kicking Arthur in the face and knocking out his front tooth.
Poor fellah, he nearly fainted with fear.
Never realised I could be so convincing.
Perhaps I should sign up for acting? Then again perhaps not.